stay strong. stay true.

Be more cocky pl0x.

So, today was Go4LoL on EU servers and TSM played in the EU-W one.

CLG.eu played in it as well and they’ve been screwing around, playing 3 supports + Mundo and Teemo. TSM’s been watching that. I tune in to their stream while they are in their 3rd round match (third. round. Those are still insanely easy games for top teams. They’ve been playing Lee Sin and Tryn. Just sayin’) and first thing I hear is “Bahaha, we’re gonna win this and then next week everyone gonna take this hella seriously! »Gotta beat them Americans!« Bahahaha.” (from Chaox, I believe.)

Stop being douchebags. You’re not the centre of the earth. You’ve been stomping your first 3 enemy teams with tryhard tournament line ups. Good job. You can be happy with yourself for doing good, but stop thinking you’re invincible. The enemy teams were 1400-1900 in soloq.

Currently they are playing vs Alternate renowned team (was at IEM gamescom), and they are 4 - 8 behind. Chaox is 0 - 3.

Makes me sad and angry at the same time.

MLG Providence Day 1 in numbers.

*******Spoiler alert! Don’t read if you don’t want to know anything about any of LoL Day 1 games’ outcomes.*******

So, I love making charts of stuff and numbers and I’ve been doing Kill/Death/Assists/Minions charts for IEM NY, IEM Cologne & Dreamhack, and started the one for MLG Providence today. Since the coverage for MLG is really good and I have access to every end game score board and almost all bans so far, I decided to list all the champions, the # of times they’ve been picked/banned, the wins/losses and the kills/deaths/assist. I just love doing that and I’m just gonna share some of the numbers right here:

There have been 9 games played, which means that there were 52 bans and 90 picks. 22 unique (= doesn’t matter if they’ve been banned/picked once or 5 times, it only counts as one) champions have been banned and 35 unique champions have been picked. Purple side has won 4 games while blue side has won 5.

Sona has been in every game and won 5 of them. This is also the highest amount of won games per champion. Zilean has been banned the most, 7 times (Graves and Rammus with 6 and 5 bans respectively very close behind). Skarner has the worst win/loss record with 0 wins and 5 losses (both, lane and jungle Skarner have been played and both lost.) Skarner also has the most deaths, currently at 26. Vayne is the hardest carry with 27 kills (second and third place go to Akali and Ezreal with 22 and 21 kills, respectively). Sona takes another “first place” with her 114 assists (the closest with 78 being Soraka who is also the second most picked with 7 picks and 2 bans). Champs who have been banned but never been picked are Heimerdinger (twice), Cassiopeia, Alistar and Miss Fortune (all once). 

TSM TheRainMan (5 games), Dignitas Scarra (4 games) and RFLX RedFlubber (4 games) are the only three players who played a different champion every time and had no repetitions. Xpecial on the other hand is the only competitor that has only played one champion - Sona - througout all of his 5 games.

So far, EPIK is tied with TSM on “Most games played” but obviously leading in “Most games won” with 4 out of 5. Underdog RFLX sadly has the worst win/loss ratio with 4 out of 4 games lost.

Lulz.

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

From Chauster’s Q&A thread on clgaming.net

Chauster’s response:

“wat?”

Exactly my thoughts, good sir. lololol

WCG US NATIONAL GRAND FINAL.

I DIDN’T WATCH BUT CDE WON!!!

I’m so happy about this because Dignitas didn’t deserve to win, imo.This isn’t because of skill level, I think concerning that both teams are relatively equal. BUT: Dignitas used the not really clear rules to fuck around and get Jatt on their team. Jatt has dual citizenship and played in the Canadian qualifiers but his team lost to the Canadian CLG/TSM mix. Then he goes and plays in the US qualifiers with Dignitas. Official from WCG said there was no rule against it (this was two days after the initial “drama”); but it still seems unfair. (In 2009 there was a rule prohibiting exactly this participating in several nations’ qualifiers.)

Scarra said, an admin allowed them to do this and that Jatt had actually played in the US qualifier before he played in the Canada qualifier. For his first statement, there was never any proof this was the case. Online I don’t really believe things like that unless I see a screenshot of the fucking e-mail. As for the second statement - if one was to judge by 2009 rules - Jatt still should have been disqualified from the tournament, because he played in more than one country’s qualifier.

Anyways, happy that CDE apparently beasted them 4-0 or sumthin. HAHA. Get fucked. Before, I thought Dignitas was a sorta cool/nice team, but this move aswell as their behaviour pre-game made them seem like huge dicks.

kthxbye

EDIT: CLG/TSM CANADA GOING TOO!!! SO AWESOME! FUCK YEAH! THOUGH RAINMAN WILL BE ALONE AT THE GAMING HOUSE FOR THAT WEEK; I FEEL LIKE THIS MIGHT END BAD!

fk.

JEZUZ FKN CHRIST! Sometimes I hate Pro LoL Teams.

Like yesterday evening my time, CLG was like “Yah, we have tournament game, scrim TSM after”. TSM was like, “Ya, we have tourney too, scrim after with CLG, Korea and Crs, np”.

Shit was supposed to start at 2.30 am my time. So I was like, “Ok, I go sleep for a few hours, get up early and watch that.” Yeah, no. I get up at 2.30 am, turn on Chaox stream. Not really anything happening besides “Other team from tourney can’t play, need reschedule”. Okay, I switch to Hotshot stream. Herpderp soloqueue game. No word on tourney match, finishes first game, queues up for another. So I was like “._. FK!”.

So I go watch Chaox stream again, hoping for some kind of interesting thing to watch since he seemed like he wanted to scrim just about anybody. Starts talking to Korea team, get in team select with two Koreans. Takes about 60 minutes to get both teams online and in the game. RainMan was like sleeping and everybody was like “Yo, somebody needs to wake up RainMan” but I think nobody really did until like 20 minutes later… Derp. Then RainMan went to go cook food. ._.

After overall 80 minutes they start the fkn scrim and TSM gets like… - not stomped but they lose anyways. Everybody pissed and sorta yelling at each other. kk switch to Hotshot stream.

“Oh apparently we have tournament game, will stream that”. Hasn’t even downloaded Tourney Client and therefore still has to patch it. Anyways, game starts, viewers get to watch some half assed troll game ‘cus opponent team suck dick. They had like one player that did good (apparently some SC2 pro or sumthing). Game finished, BACK TO SOLO Q! God damnit.

Switch to Chaox stream again, they are now scrimming Crs, but stream muted. I go “Fk it, I go back to sleep”

God fkn damnit. I just want to watch pro’s scrim and play sick tournament matches :(

IEM NY, Day 1.

OH MY FKN CHRIST. What the hell it going on? Fnatic 3-0, Dignitas 1-2 not advancing to the playoffs, TSM goes fkn 0-3 don’t win a single game and CLG beats TSM and Dignitas. What is going on? Dignitas hype most likely dimmed after this tourney.

GOGO CLG!! mvpvicious back in action. Actually, they showed only one of CLG’s games on stream so I had only a few opportunities to yell that exact name at my screen. Phreak didn’t want to watch TSM vs CLG… Yah, that’s k. Really. It’s cool. Kinda woulda liked to see CLG shitstomp TSM, but whatevs, bro. NO FO REAL, LIKE I WAS LIKE “WHAAAAT? SADFACE”. I hope there’s a recording of that game…

I am so sad that I will have to watch the rest of IEM NY on Sunday night or Monday morning, because I am not home for the weekend. God, CLG pls win this, kthxbye.

I think it’s hilarious that Jiji’s been practicing AD’s in soloq/duoq with Saint but still plays AP in tourneys. CLG trying to mindfuck people into thinking they’re switching roles, but NO! F dat. Lololol. Sad there were no interviews. mvpvicious would have probably dropped some knowledge and phrases for Phreak to steal. “Encyclopedia of champions”, real smooth steal from Phreak there. Haha.

Overall, I am suprised about stream quality. Dunno if it’s the switch to twitch.tv or if ESL realized how shit the quality on the free streams was before or maybe it was just the internet connection in China that fucked shit up, but this time it’s really sweet quality. Rivington and Phreak did some nice casting, obviously had some facepalm moments, but what’s new? “Oh, what’s that? Somebody teleporting bot, mid and jungle moving there too? Better watch the other jungler bluepill!”

Imma quote Zenon’s twitter right here: “Would love it, but unlikely. TSM/Dignitas are SUPER strong and CLG are hungry. Fnatic is in group of death.”

Teehee. Good thing the “SUPER strong” teams didn’t even make it into the Playoffs. Sup? Sup? Zenon just tweeted me. Just sayin’… SUPBRODUDEYODUDEBROSUPBRO? Haha.

I wonder if TSM will ever take 1st place in a lan tournament… I feel like it is never going to happen. Feeling bad for Chaox, because he’s just so good at this game and such a nice funny and cute guy, but somehow stuck with TSM in a slump…

WELL ANYWAYS!!! Excited for the VoD’s, peace out.